marchitecture

 marchitecture  (or marketecture ) is a term for architecture-like diagrams that contain lots of jargon, buzzwords, or marketing phrases for sales or political reasons yet make little actual sense, especially if you look at the apparent or implied relationships therein.

2008 Social Web Open Stack
https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3075/2869986857_3a22ababf7.jpg

Though see attempts to make it practical, e.g.:
 * 2009-03-19 The Open Stack (in PHP)

2008 Open Stack tshirt
https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3311/3180283257_08bb9feff0_z.jpg

2009 The Blimp
https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3341/3341525531_61453988c4.jpg

2012 Social Business Architecture
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpI4hrvIgAEN--J.png